Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Notable quotables

I had a truly lovely visit with my mother. While, like all mother-daughter relationships,  we don't always see eye-to-eye, it was really nice to spend that quality time together.

That said, the most entertaining parts are always the least endearing bits - those comments that only a mother would make, and only a daughter would roll her eyes at.

Some of my weekend highlights:

On marriage

"So Jen, do you think you'll ever get married again?"

"Maybe Mom. I don't think marriage was the issue there."

On my failed relationship

"Didn't you kind of see that coming?"

On dating

"Why don't you go out with ... *insert name of every male friend here * ... he sounds nice."

On living in sin

"Do you think you'll ever bother to live with a guy again without marrying him?"

On my "type"

"Your father and I always thought you'd settle down with a much older man."

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